“Sure,” you’re thinking, “I drive my Ram everywhere and wouldn’t even be seen dead in another vehicle if Ram made hearses, but what about those rare times when I’m actually out of my truck? What am I supposed to do then to show the world that I’m the biggest Ram fan on the planet?!?!”
Well, we’re glad you asked. Because you now have the chance to brand yourself, your wife or girlfriend, your kids, your friends’ kids, your friends’ kids’ friends (you get the picture), even your gear with a logo that will show everyone around that you know how to work.
Just click over to the Ram Trucks Outfitter to check out the offerings. Here are a few highlights for anyone on your Groundhog Day gift list:
The Bubba Cooler ($32.95)
This foot-high stainless-steel cooler not only holds 128 ounces of your favorite beverage, it even uses Bubba Fat™ dual-wall insulation to amazingly keep that same beverage hot or cold! Perfect for camping, sporting events, and all those other big events in your life where careful control of your transported liquid’s temperature is crucial.
The Atomic Solar G-Shock Watch ($299.95)
From the multi-band atomic timekeeping to the stainless steel case, this shock- and water-resistant watch can take the pounding of hard work. Liek the Ram, it also comes fully equipped, with a 1/20 second chronograph, world time in 29 time zones, 12 and 24 hour formats, and an automatic calendar pre-programmed until 2099.
The Women’s Dry-Tec Polo Shirt ($41.95)
This classic tailored Cutter & Buck polo is made of moisture-wicking fabric in red or charcoal, with dyed-to-match buttons, side vents, and embroidered Ram logo.
The Sandwich Visor Cap ($11.95)
This classy six-panel cap is the perfect accompaniment for your head. Made of 100% brushed cotton twill with a cloth backstrap with buckle, the cap rightfully comes only in black, with the Ram logo embroidered in gray.
The Ram Stuffed Toy ($11.95)
Because every kid needs a cute and cuddly representation of a powerful, dangerous animal. This eight-inch-long stuffed Ram has flexible limbs for imaginative play and is fully machine washable for when it inevitably gets dropped in the mud.
The Leatherman Blast ($64.95)
This Ram-branded stainless steel multi-tool is loaded with everything from needlenose pliers and a knife to various screwdrivers and a saw. Best of all, it comes with Zytel comfort-grip inserts that allow you to keep working all day without destroying your hands.
The Long-Sleeve Thermal Onesie ($12.95)
You’re never too young to learn what a real truck is. Educate your baby in style with this black Ram-branded onesie that features retro ribbed stitching.
